Standard (EADGBE)
Douchebag on the Beach who brought a guitar
A-hole on the Beach smoking a cigar
Drunk girl on the beach who thinks that she's at a bar
All you beach offenders out there you know who you are
White trash family who's sitting too close
Inbred family your children are gross
You never secure your umbrella. Yeah there it goes
Why Do Humans always ruin what I love the most
Teen mom who won't keep an eye on her kid
I hope he gets eaten by a giant squid
Long Island ladies engaging in loud conversations
I don't need to hear all about your gross operations
A-hole with a metal detector
Your T-shirt says bikini inspector
Sand castle pervert is making a six foot dong
Cholo on the beach who brought his pet snake
I think we can agree that it was a mistake
Stupid brat with crackers attracting nasty seagulls
Old man in a speedo everybody can see your old balls
Douchebags in the ocean get ready to run
Excuse me fisherman can i boroow your chum
Now I'll just sit back and wait for the sharks to come
Watching douchebags swim for their lives is always good fun
This is my first song i put out and I hope it's right. :)