Standard (EADGBE)

 Dog-tired, yeah, I'm wired

 Up tighter than an E-string about to break

 Tail-draggin', a little ragged

 Hangin' by a thread that's startin' to fray

  Just in case there might be

 Little ears around

  I won't say it

  I'll just spell it out

Chorus

 I feel like pound sign, question mark

Star, exclamation point

  Don't give a blank

And a whole lot of other

 Choice words I can't say

 Today I feel like

A Pound sign, question mark

Star, exclamation point

  Hung-over, a lot closer

 To ringin' death's door than I was yesterday

 Head-achin', hands shakin'

 Badly in need of a shower and shave

  Yeah, I know I'm lookin' a little rough

 The least I can do is clean my language up

Chorus

 I think I partied

 A little too hard last night

  Let's see here now

 How do I put this right?

Chorus

  Don't give a blank

And a whole lot of other

 Choice words I can't say

 Today I feel like

  Pound sign, question mark

Star, exclamation point

Percentage sign, at symbol

Back-slash, squiggle thing

Pound sign, question mark

Star, exclamation point