Standard (EADGBE)

Verse 1

She showed up at my house at half past nine

 In a low-cut dress with a bottle of wine

 She said this will be a night you won't forget

She poured us some drinks to get us into the mood

 I reached for the lights, she reached for my tunes

 She pulled out that Red Headed Stranger, I stood up and said

Chorus

 Don't touch my Willie

 I don't know you that well

 Help yourself to some Haggard or some Jones

 Hell, or anybody else

 I don't know what you heard

 I ain't that kind of guy

 Yeah so don't touch my Willie,

We'll get a long just fine