You Cant Say Cunt In Canada Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

 Intro C C C C

 R1 C

Ah ya can't say cunt in Canada,

 Sayin' cunt's not very nice at Fall,

 No ya Gcan't say cunt in Canada,

 So I asked the shielas what they Ccalled it,

CAnd they said, "FMuff, Moot, Minge, Quin, Twat, Little flower, Twinkle, Tunnel of Clove.

 So if ya Ggonna say cunt in Canada,

 You gotta say it with a velvet Cplum.

 And ya Ccan't say cunt in CCanada.

 R1 C

No ya can't say cunt in Canada,

 So I thought I'd better ask the Fguys,

 And no ya Gcan't say cunt in Canada,

 Why wasn't I Csurprised,

 When they said, "FGash, Pussy, Poontang, Beef, Curtain Burger, Gate way to her Cguts."

(spoken playing C) "Gateway to her guts, what was I smokin' when I wrote that one?"

 R2 F C

"Split whisker, Beaver, Long eye, Front bum, Growler, Hairy lassoo."

 No ya Gcan't say cunt in Canada,

 'Cause cunt's considered pretty fuckin' Crude.

 R1 C

No ya can't say cunt in Canada,

 So when I get to MontreFal,

 If ya Ggonna say cunt in Canada,

 Ya gotta say it in french as Cwell,

 So here goes, "FFillaploop, Larcon, President, Mitzaron, Smk Smk, Peppi la Cpeu."

 But ya Gcan't say cunt in Canada,

 'Cause cunt's considered pretty damn Crude.

CAnd ya can't say cunt in CCanada. C