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Intro

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Verse 1

Well there ain't many sheilas where I come from

 But she's the sorta sheila for me.

'N' they recon I got the ugliest one

 But she's the sorta sheila for me.

'N' if ya had a dog that looked like that

 You'd shave its arse 'n' teach it to walk backwards

 But you couldn't teach an animal to fuck like that

 So she's the sorta sheila for me.

Chorus

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Yeah, she's the sorta sheila for me

 She's the sorta sheila for me

She ain't no fuckin' oil paintin' but

 She's the sorta sheila for me.

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Verse 2

Well there's no politically correct word for fuckin' fat

But she's the sorta sheila for me.

Bloke wants to root her gotta follow a map

But she's the sorta sheila for me.

But providing I can get drunk enough

She's Elli McPherson when I'm upin 'er

And even Wayne Kerry wouldn't bother tryin' to fuck 'er

But she's the sorta sheila for me.

Verse 3

She's got B.O. and she's got bad breath

But she's the sorta sheila for me.

She looks like a buffalo wearing a dress

But she's the sorta sheila for me.

She picks her nose and she's always fartin'

Got saggy tits and a saggy arse

But I tell ya what mate I'm fuckin' laughin'

But she's the sorta sheila for me.

Verse 4

Yeah, she ain't to pretty and she ain't to bright

But she's the sorta sheila for me.

She chews tobacco and she smokes a pipe

But she's the sorta sheila for me.

She's got the uglies and she's got the stupids

Mate two short planks look like a computer

And I gotta do this to get the courage up to root 'er

So she's the sorta sheila for me.

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 Yeah you know the best bit is she's deaf 'n' dumb

 And her old man dropped dead and left her a pub

 So I'm not as fuckin stupid as you thought I was

She's the sorta sheila for me.

She's the sorta sheila for me.

She's the sorta sheila for me.

She's the sorta sheila for me.