Ho Ho Fuckin Ho Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

AHo ho fuckin ho

What a crock of shit

DWe all work for Santa Claus

 Weve had enough we qEuit

ACos we do all the fuckin work

AWhile he stars in the show

DStick your Christmas up yer arse

EHo ho fuckin hAo

AIm Rudolph and I quit

 Just who does he think hDe is

 That lEittle fat cunt sat back in the sleigh

 Crackin his fuckin whAip

AAnd me stuck up the front

 With these other useless cD*nts

EStick yer Christmas up yer arse

 Ho ho fuckin hAo

Ho ho fuckin ho

What a crock of shit

We all work for Santa Claus

Weve had enough we quit

Cos we do all the fuckin work

While he stars in the show

Stick your Christmas up yer arse

Ho ho fuckin ho

And what about us Elves

Weve had enough as well

Working in that freezing factory

Cold as fuckin hell

Working till we drop

With our bollocks freezing off

Stick yer Christmas up yer arse

Ho ho fuckin ho

Ho ho fuckin ho

What a crock of shit

We all work for Santa Claus

Weve had enough we quit

Cos we do all the fuckin work

While he stars in the show

Stick your Christmas up yer arse

Ho ho fuckin ho

Im Santa Claus s wife

I know what hes really like

Sneakin into thos little kids rooms

Hes a fuckin paedophile

A devious old drunk

And Im married to the c*nt

Stick your Christmas up yer arse

Ho ho fuckin ho

Ho ho fuckin ho

What a crock of shit

We all work for Santa Claus

Weve had enough we quit

Cos we do all the fuckin work

While he stars in the show

Stick your Christmas up yer arse

Ho ho fuckin ho

Stick your Christmas up yer arse

Ho ho fuckin ho

Just a little diversion from your normal Christmas song

Sung to the tune of "Jingle Bells" and in an Australian accent.....;-)