Darlin Im So Horny Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

C G F C G C

Verse 1

 The Ckids are at ya mother's place, the house is finally Fours.

 There's Gbugger all on tele, and Fwe're just sittin' Caround.

 And ya Clook all right in the light tonight and I'm down to socks anFd skids.

 You're a Gwalk up start for a fuck tonight so go and put ya teeth in.

Chorus

 'Cause Cdarlin' I'm so horny I could Fdie.

GI'd fuck a chicken on a chain tonight just to Fsee the feathers Cfly.

 I'll Cdrown in backed up bodily fluids if I don't get a fuck Ftonight.

 'Cause Gdarlin' I'm so horny I could Cdie.

C G F C G C

Verse 2

 So Cyou slip out of your canvas nighty, I'll kick off me Fskids.

 Ya Gjust can't beat a good old fashion fuck, ta' Fhelp ya get a good nights Csleep.

 So Cgrab the jar of vasaline, and drag ya arse across the rFoom.

GPrepare to meet thy baby maker, prepare to meet thy doom.

Play Chorus:

C G F C G C

Verse 3

 So Cclear the table Mabel, let me grab a hold of those Ftits.

GOne, two, three, four, foreplay's over, now Flet's get down to Cbusiness.

 I got a Chard-on here that a cat couldn't scratch, so ya better get a bucket of Fice.

 Been a Gbit a back pressure buildin' up, so darlin' hang on tight.

Play Chorus twice:

 Oh Gdarlin' I'm so horny I could Cdie.

 Oh Gdarlin' I'm so horny I could Cdie.

C G F C G C