Bali Belly Song Chords

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CTen days in Bali, got four days to go ten days of terror cos im glued to the throne,

 And im Fshittin' in litres and Cfirin' both Amends, i'll Dnever shit solid aG7gain.

CAnd its cost me a fortune for this holiday, stead of pissin' it up,

christ, im shittin' it away.

 cause im Fglued to the loo while my Cmates are out Amraving, i'll Dnever shit G7solid aCgain.

 I'll Fnever shit solid aCgain, or hold G7anything down for as Clong as i live,

 cause me Farse is jammed open from Cfreckle faAmtigue, i'll Dnever shit G7solid aCgain.

CI called mum back home, she said mix up a cup of cornflour and gravox to

thicken it up,

 then she Fpissed her self laughin and Chung up the Amphone, i'll Dnever shit solid aG7gain.

CJust had a crap and im wiping me ring, havent quite finished, start spewin' again,

 Jesus, Fhope i remember to Cuse the right Amhand, i'll Dnever shit G7solid aCgain.

 i'll Fnever shit solid aCgain, so i'll G7rig up a faucet to Cstick up me ring,

 at Fleast when i fart i wont Csplatter me Amjeans, i'll Dnever shit G7solid aCgain.

CI'm doin' cartwheels as i try to guess, a crap or a chunder christ whats comin' next,

 will it Fspray through me fingers or Crun down me Amleg, i'll Dnever shit solid aG7gain.

Cslipped on some shit a foot thick on the floor, skidded arse over tit,

then i spewed a bit more,

 Now i Fgotta sift through it cause me Cdenture fell Amin, i'll Dnever shit G7solid aCgain.

 I'll Fnever shit solid aCgain, me G7rings hanging out and me Cguts have caved in,

 i'll be Fburied in a bucket and me Cmates will all Amsing.....................

  "He'll Dnever shit G7solid aCgain"