Standard (EADGBE)

x 2

 An oyster was a'travelling

 Along the ocean road;

 He'd been some time preparing,

 And now he'd left the fold.

 He was sick of being oysterized,

 And he wanted to explode, to explode

 Ooh la, ooh la, ooh la, ooh la,

 La la la la la la la la - bis

 He saw a pretty flying fish

 And said if I could have one wish

 I'd change into a flying fish,

 And then I would be happy, yes I would

 Ooh la, ooh la, ooh la, ooh la,

 La la la la Ooh la la la - bis

 The flying fish came down to see

 Just who had made this plea;

 And seeing the poor oyster,

 She said this cannot be

 An oyster has to stay inside,

 And a flying fish must flee, all the time

 Ooh la, ooh la, ooh la, ooh la,

 Ooh la la Ooh la la Ooh la Ooh la Ooh la la

- bis Ooh la la Ooh la la, fizzles out

 As the oyster turned to go away,

 The flying fish was heard to say,

 "If I could find a place to stay,

 I know I would be happy, yes I would"

 Ooh la, ooh la, ooh la, ooh la,

 Ooh la la la la la la la - quatro

Now its hard to figure their Lala's

Just do as you please, guys!

End on a single, drawn Laaa...