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Intro

Acapella:

 Stephen

 Stephen

Why won't you call me?

 Stephen

 Why won't you call me?

Verse 1

I saw you In your tight

 ass rocker pants

 You saw me too

I laughed Cause I was

 completely trashed

And I watched your

Ugly girlfriend

 Sneer across the room

 As if I really care

That she's here with you

All I know is

Refrain 1

You're my object

of affection

 My drug of choice

My sick obsession

Chorus 1

 Stephen Why won't you call me?

 I'm sitting here waiting

 Why won't you call me?

 Stephen I'm feeling pathetic

 I can't take rejection

 Why won't you call me?

Verse 2

I've got guys

Waiting in a line

 For me too play

 My evil girly games

 With all their minds

Just watch me

Got it down

To a simple art

 Just bat my Eyes

 Like this And there's

 a broken heart But somehow

Refrain 2

 You turn the tables

What the hell

 I can charm the pants

of anyone else But you

(Repeat Chorus 1)

Bridge

 Stephen I'm thinking that

Maybe You might think I'm

Crazy Is that why you won't

 Call me Steve

Don't you think I'm

Pretty Do you not

Love me Is that why

 you won't call me?

Refrrain 3:

 Cause you're my object

of affection

 My drug of choice

My sick obsession

 I want to keep you as

 my pet to play with

And hide under my bed forever

(Repeat Chorus 1)

Chorus 2

 Stephen I'll knit you a sweater

 (call me)

 (Waiting)

 I want to wrap you

up in my love Forever

I will never let you go Stephen

 I'll never let go

(Repeat Chorus 1)