Standard (EADGBE)

everybody knows you go to Melrose for those clothes

 and everybody sees that you prefer to drive my black Mercedes Benz

 and i won't meet you at the Starbucks down the street

 and everybody knows he's just a secret trust fun baby

 fuck fake hippies.

 fuck fake hippies.

 fuck fake hippies.

 you kinda smell like shit.

 because real hippies,

 they don't wear zubie

 they don't have blackberries,

 so fuck fake hippies.

you don't eat meat so you can't fit into chick jeans

 and i don't understand you wipe you're shitty ass off with your hands

 cuz you don't believe in toilet paper, just chick jeans.

 and i'm fucking sick of these musician artist mood swings

 fuck fake hippies.

 fuck fake hippies.

 fuck fake hippies.

 you kinda smell like shit.

 because real hippies,

 they don't wear zubie

 they don't have blackberries,

 so fuck fake hippies.

 so fuck fake hippies.

 fuck you fake hippie

 you stupid hippie.

 you shitty ass hippie,

 you kinda smell like shit.

 and i guess i mean that literally

 shit stains in your zubie jeans

 text message in that blackberry

 you stupid fucking fake hippie.

 fuck you, ew ew ew ew ew ew ew.

 oh fuck you, ew ew ew ew ew ew.

 fuck you suck my dick too, ew ew ew ew.

suck my dick, ew ew ew ew.

 we see the shit stains in your zubie jeans.

 we see the shit stains in your zubie jeans.

 we see the shit stains in your zubie jeans.

 we see the shit stains in your zubie jeans.

ew

ew

ew

ewwwww.