Portapotty Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

Chorus

GI fell in love in the Cportapotty line

GIn the parking lot at some show

GShe was dancing 'round Cclutching herself

GShe was waiting for Dher turn tGo go

Her dreadlocks swung down like some shiny

golden chains

She looked to be strong and brave

My nose was filled with the boquet

of patchouly oil

It looked like that she had never shaved

Well I knew right away that I was in love

She was the woman for me

I could not tell if she felt the same way

But I know that she had to pee

Chorus

Solo

The sunlight shown bright through the

sun dress she wore

And reflected off the ring in her nose

Her ankle belt jingled as she danced around

I was proud of the line I had chose

When all of the sudden she could not

take it no more

On that portapotty she whaled and she banged

And as she started tipping it back and forth

I just raised my head and I sang

Chorus

Solo

The pretty little vacant sign showed in her face

And she flew right in like Peter Pan

I wanted to be there when she was done

So I went and peed behind a van

Well I did not realize just how much

had been drunk

I stood there for the length of this song

When I zipped up, went back to that portapotty

My sweet little lover was gone

Chorus

x2)

GShe was dancing 'round Cclutching herself

GShe was waiting for Dher turn tGo go

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