Old Lady From Carlsbad Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

Verse

Met an old lady from Carlsbad who got bit on the ankle by a spider

FSwelled on up to about the size of herA♯ knee C

FCarryin' clothes in a plastic bag and bCreathin' kinda heavy

FHavin' a hard day it was plain to see A♯

FTransition (juCst after previous "FF" chord)

She said "Somebody stole my shopping cart, it sittin' outside the door.

 I don't unA♯derstand who could be so cruel!" F

 ShFe said "Karma is a serious thing Cand a force to be reckoned with, and,

 Well, the A♯whippersnapper that took it is Fa fool!" A♯

 TransitionF (just after previouCs "F" chord) F

And now I'm walkin' with an old lady down to the corner bus stop

 Talkin' 'bouCt Jesus and how her heartF he won

A♯Talkin' with an old ladyF down at the cornCer bus stop

A♯She said "'Spect you a miFracle for the deed A♯you done!"

 End (just aFfter previous "F" chCord) F

That's it! Enjoy!

-And remember, "Karma is a serious thing and a force to be reckoned with!"