Standard (EADGBE)
Verse 1
Simply knowing you exist ain't good enough for me,
But asking for your telephone number seems highly inappropriate,
Seeing as I can't even say "hi" when you walk by
And that time you shook my hand, it felt so nice
I swear I've never felt this way about any other guy
and I dont usually notice people's eyes, but...
Verse 2
I conducted a plan to bump into you most accidentally,
but I was walking along and I bumped into you much more heavily
than I'd originally planned and it was well embarrassing
and I think youve thought, that I was a bit of a twat
Oh, I just think that we'd get on,
I wish I could tell you face to face
instead of singing this stupid song,
but yeah I just think, that we might get on
Verse 3
So I went to that party everyone they were kind of arty
And I was wearing this dress, 'cause I wanted to impress
I wasn't sure if I look my best, 'cause I was so nervous
But I carried on regardless strutting through each room
trying to find you
And when I saw you kissing that girl my heart, it shattered
and my eyes, they watered and when I tried to speak I stuttered
And my friends were like "Whatever, you'll find someone better,
his eyes are way too close together
and we never even liked him from the start
And now he's with that tart and I heard she'd done some really nasty stuff
down in the park with Michael, he said she's easy
and if your guys are with someone who's that's sleazy
then he ain't worth your time, cause you deserve a real nice guy"
So I proceeded to get drunk and to cry
and I locked myself in the toilets the entire night
Verse 4
Saturday night, I watch Channel 5
I particularly like CSI
I don't ever dream about you and me,
I don't ever make up stuff about us that would be considered insanity,
I don't ever drive by your house to see if you're in,
I don't even have an opinion on that tramp that you are still seeing,
I don't know your timetable, I don't know your face off by heart,
But I must admit that there is a part of me that still thinks,
we might get on, that we could get on, that we should get on...