Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

Rain spat in my face, thanks a lot mate

 And I lost a tenner on the way

Thinking about it, did I spend it last night

 When I was drunk and I wanted to get more drunk

Missed the train, thanks a lot mate

 I didn't want to be late today, cause I'm always late

 And I really hate always being late

 And now the other train is delayed... great.

Carrying bags and a navy taxi man said

 "Take your time love

 'Cause you don't have to rush

 'Cause it's your life and it's no one else's, sweetheart

Don't let someone put you in a box."

 So I take all that other stuff that I said before

 And I'm gonna make it work

 'Cause I'm losing my mind and it's driving me up the wall

 So I tried to help you carry your shopping

 But I wasn't concentrating, I was talking

 And I got it caught on the side of this thing and it split

 And I'd try to help you walk along but I'd probably end up pushing you over

 But don't worry, I'll never let you fall

 And I'm stubborn and I shout and I'll cut you out

 And I'll make you feel like I never wanted to make you feel

 And I'm stubborn and I shout and I'll cut you out

 And I'll make you feel like I never wanted to make you feel

Carrying bags and a navy taxi man said

 "Take your time love

 'Cause you don't have to rush

 'Cause it's your life and it's no one else's, sweetheart

Don't let someone put you in a box."

 So I take all that other stuff that I said before

 And I'm gonna make it work

 Because I'm losing my mind and it's driving me up the wall

(This part is played 9 times)

 And this time, it will be different,

This time, it will be different.

[End on Am]

[As the chords are being played, the second guitar (maybe even a bass?) could play

a part for each individual chord.]