Jesus And Tomatoes Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

EI bought a pack of seeds, Tennessee Bradleys, the

Abest homegrown you'll find

EHow it happened I don't know, must've been the Miracle-Gro, oh

AI could not believe my eyes

GIn my toAmato bed, Ca holy image Dblood-red

Chorus

EmSmile, God loves yoCu

GI see him Don the vine, Amthis just might Cbe a Dsign

EmHelp me I'm conAfused

CSo many brands to choose, DJesus and tomatoes coming soon

Folks came from miles around, they laid their money down to

see that ripe phenomenon.

Even made the evening news and had a website too, this

vegetable from heaven (or is it a fruit?)

What rose up from the dirt now sells on t-shirts

(chorus)

The profits kept rolling in, I prayed they'd never end and

filed for tax exemption.

I heard a knocking at my door, was a lawyer for the Lord saying

"Don't do this no more"

I said "Come and dine with me, we'll have a BLT"

(chorus x 2)