Standard (EADGBE)

  As the people here grow colder

  I turn to my computer

  And spend my evenings with it

  Like a friend.

I was loading a new program

  I had ordered from a magazine:

"Are you lonely, are you lost?

  This voice console is a must."

  I press execute.

  "Hello, I know that you've been feeling tired.

  I bring you love and deeper understanding.

  Hello, I know that you're unhappy.

  I bring you love and deeper understanding."

  Well I've never felt such pleasure.

  Nothing else seemed to matter.

  I neglected my bodily needs.

  I did not eat, I did not sleep,

  The intensity increasing,

  'Til my family found me and intervened.

But I was lonely, I was lost,

  Without my little black box.

I pick up the phone and go, Execute.

  "Hello, I know that you've been feeling tired.

  I bring you love and deeper understanding.

  Hello, I know that you're unhappy.

  I bring you love and deeper understanding."

  Hello.

  Hello.

  And deeper understanding.

I turn to my computer like a friend.

  [ chant]

"Hello"

"Hello"

  I need deeper understanding.

  Give me deeper understanding.