If Youre Gonna Be Dumb You Gotta Be Tough Chords

Capo 3rd fret

Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

G C D G

  If you're gonna be dumb you gotta be Ctough

D When you get knocked down you gotta get bacGk up

I ain't the sharpest knife in the drawer

  But CI know enough to know

D If you're gonna be dumb you gotta be Gtough

  I lit my Brain with Rot-GutC whiskey

D Till my pain was chickenG fried

  And I had dudes with badges Cfrisk me

D And teach me how to swallow Gpride

  I took advice no fool would Ctake

D I got some habits I can't Gshake

I ain't the sharpest knife in the drawer

  But CI know enough to know

D If you're gonna be dumb you gotta be Gtough

  If you're gonna be dumb you gotta be Ctough

D When you get knocked down you gotta get back Gup

  That's the way it is in life and Clove

D If you're gonna be dumb you gotta be Gtough

C D G

  I've been up and down and down andC out

D I've been left and right andG wrong

  Well I walk the walk and I run myC mouth

D Been on the short end for too Glong

  Well if they gave medals for honkyC-tonk fucking wars

D Hell I'd keep mine in a chest ofG drawers

  With my IRS bills and divorceC papers and all that stuff

D If you're gonna be dumb you gotta beG tough

EVERBODY!

  If you're gonna be dumb you gotta beC tough

D When you get knocked down you gotta get backG up

I ain't the sharpest knife in the drawer

  But CI know enough to know

D If you're gonna be dumb you gotta beG tough

D If you're gonna be dumb you gotta beC tough

One more time

  If you're gonna be dumb you gotta be Gtough