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Standard (EADGBE)

They'll be making sure you stay amused

 They'll fill you up with drugs and booze

 Maybe you'll make the evening news

And when you're tripping over your dreams

 They'll keep you down by any means

 and by the end of the night you'll be stifling your screams

Since you became a VIPerson

 It's like your problems have all worsened

 Your paranoia casts aspersions

..On the truths you know

And they'll just put you in the spotlight

 And hope that you'll do alright

 Or maybe not

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 Now why do you wanna go and put starz in their eyes?

Why do you wanna go and put starz in their eyes?

So why do you wanna go and put starz in their eyes?

Now why do you wanna go and put starz in their eyes?

Starz in their eyes?

Remember they said you'd show them all

Emphasise the rise but not the fall

And now you're playing a shopping mall

Your mum and dad they can't believe

What you appear to have achieved

While the rest of these users are just laughing in their sleeves

Since you became a VIPerson

It's like your problems have all worsened

Your paranoia casts aspersions….On the truths you know

And now the tabloids use your face

To document your fall from grace

And then they'll tell you that that's just the way it goes

That's just the way it goes

 Now why do you wanna go and put starz in their eyes?

 It's the same old story well they just didn't realise

 And it's a long way to come from the dog and duck karaoke machine

 And Saturday night's drunken dreams

Now why do you wanna go and put starz in their eyes?

It's the same old story well they just didn't realise

And it's a long way to come from your private bedroom dance routines

And Saturday night's drunken dreams