Twisted Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

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 My analyst D9told me that I was right G9out of my head

 The way he de-D9scribed it he said I’d be better dead than liG9ve

I didn’t listen to his jive

 I D9knew all along that he was all B7wrong

 And I Em7knew that he thought

A7 I was crazy but I’m Dnot, oh, Bm7no Em7

A7 My analyst D9told me that I was right G9out of my head

 He said I need D9treatment but I’m not that easily led

 He saidG9 I was the type that was most inclined

 When D9out of his sight to be out of my B7mind

 And he Em7thought I was nuts

A7 No more ifs or ands or Dbuts Bm7 Em7

 They D9say as a child I ap-G9peared

 A little bit wild with all my D9cra-zy ideas

But I knew what was happening

 I knew G9I was a genius

D9 What’s so strange when you B7know

 That you’re a Em7wiz-ard at three?

A7 I knew that this was meant to Dbe Bm7 Em7

A7 Now I D9heard little children

 Were sup-G9posed to sleep tight

D9That’s why I got into the vodka one night

 My G9parents got frantic, didn’t know what to do

 But I D9saw some crazy scenes before I came to

B7 Now do Em7you think I was crazy?

A7 I may have been only three but DI Bm7was Em7swingin’

A7 They all laughed at D9A. Graham Bell

G9 They all laughed at Edison

 And D9also at Einstein

 So why should I feel sorry if they G9just couldn’t understand

 The idiomatic logic that went D9on in my head?

 I had a brain, B7it was insane

 Oh,Em7 they used to laugh at me

 When A7I refused to ride on all those D7double-decker buses B7

 All be-Em7cause there was no A7dri-ver at the Dtop G9 A7 B7 Em7

A7 My analyst D9told me that I was right G9out of my head

 But I said, “Dear D9doc-tor, I think that it’s you instead

 Because IG9 have got a thing that’s unique and new

 To D9prove it I’ll have the last laugh on yoB7u

 ‘Cause in-Em7stead of one head,A7 I got twD7o

And you know two heads are better than one”