Tom Cruise Crazy Chords

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Verse 1

ETom Cruise is G♯so in love with C♯7Katie

F♯mAt least all his people tell him B7so

 And while he Ethinks that she's a G♯very special C♯7lady

F♯mIt's probably not the way he'd choose to B7go G♯

 And a Alifetime of Elonging looks would F♯mcause too much distC♯mraction

AGood thing that he's noEt gay anyB7more

Chorus

ETom G♯Cruise is ATom Cruise Ecrazy

F♯mJust be glad it's B7him not Eyou B7

EIf you G♯had Tom CAruise's tEroubles

 You mF♯might be Tom Cruise B7crazy G♯too

 You'd C♯mflash your big white E7shiny smile

 You'd Abuy expensive Amshoes

 But you'd Ebe the oG♯nly C♯7man on Earth

 Who cF♯mouldn't enB7joy Tom ECruise

 Oh C♯7no, you F♯mcouldn't enB7joy Tom ECruise

Verse 2

ETom Cruise is G♯always getting C♯7older

F♯mHe knows he'll never be that young B7again

 And Ewhen Tom Cruise looks G♯back over his C♯7shoulder

F♯mHe sees a thousand younger leading B7men G♯

 He Aknows someday he'll Ehave to play

 An F♯mold retarded C♯mgrandpa

 While Asomeone younger Eplays his sexy B7son

Chorus

ETom G♯Cruise is ATom Cruise Ecrazy

F♯mJust be glad it's B7him not Eyou B7

EIf you G♯had Tom CAruise's tEroubles

 You mF♯might be Tom Cruise B7crazy G♯too

 You'd C♯mflash your big white E7shiny smile

 You'd Abuy expensive Amshoes

 But you'd Ebe the oG♯nly C♯7man on Earth

 Who cF♯mouldn't enB7joy Tom ECruise

 Oh C♯7no, you F♯mcouldn't enB7joy Tom ECruise

Bridge

CTom Cruise knows Gsomewhere there's a Amplace for Emhim

CHe's not of Gthis world anyAmmore...B7

Verse 3

ESomewhere in G♯some secluded C♯7castle

F♯mPoor Tom Cruise sits staring at the B7wall

 And the Eoutside world is G♯always such a C♯7hassle

F♯mSometimes he won't go out at B7all G♯

 There are Amillions who Eknow his name

F♯mEverybody C♯mloves him

AWhy is it that Ehe feels so aB7lone?

Chorus

ETom G♯Cruise is ATom Cruise Ecrazy

F♯mJust be glad it's B7him not Eyou B7

EIf you G♯had Tom CAruise's tEroubles

 You mF♯might be Tom Cruise B7crazy G♯too

 You'd C♯mflash your big white E7shiny smile

 You'd Abuy expensive Amshoes

 But you'd Ebe the oG♯nly C♯7man on Earth

 Who cF♯mouldn't enB7joy Tom ECruise

 Oh C♯7no, you F♯mcouldn't enB7joy Tom ECruise