Todd The T1000 Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

A B A B A C♯ B D♯ E

 SomeEtimes I kind of C♯mmiss the old AXJ-B9

  that we Eused to call C♯mJane A B

EReally good at C♯mcleaning and we Agot along Bfine

  so I Ecouldn’t comC♯mplainA B

C♯mLately she’d been getting tangled G♯up in the shag rug

 And Efinally one wheel just wouldn’t F♯spin

 So we F♯msaid our goodbyes and I D7traded her in

 This Enew one’s kind of C♯mcreepy, makes me Ashudder inBside

  with his Eidiot C♯mgrinA B

 He’s Ehead to toe with C♯mmuscles and they Aripple and Bslide

  under Etranslucent C♯mskinA B

 SomeC♯mtimes he’ll stand for hours looking G♯into the mirror

 And Eflexing like some guy at the F♯gym

 And I’m F♯measily ten inches D7shorter than him

ETodd the F♯mT 1G♯m000 C♯scares me

 I F♯mdon’t think he F♯mknows I’ve got a F♯m7right to exBist

 And he Esits in my F♯mfavorite G♯mchair and C♯dares me

 And F♯mwhen I look F♯mover he is F♯m7making a Bfist

 One Afinger Bat a Atime B A C♯ B D♯ E

 I Eask him if he’ll C♯mvacuum and he Adoesn’t resBpond,

  but I Eknow that he C♯mheardA B

 I Eturn and catch him C♯mlooking when he Athinks that I’m Bgone

  and he Eflips me the C♯mbirdA B

 I C♯masked him when we started, please stay G♯out of the bedroom

 But EI don’t think I’m safe anyF♯where

 When I F♯mwake in the dark I can D7tell that he’s there

ETodd the F♯mT 1G♯m000 C♯scares me

 I F♯mdon’t think he F♯mknows I’ve got a F♯m7right to exBist

 And he Esits in my F♯mfavorite G♯mchair and C♯dares me

 And F♯mwhen I look F♯mover he is F♯m7making a Bfist

 One Afinger Bat a Atime B

 So I Alive like a Bghost while he’s A/C♯living like B/D♯me

AIt’s not Bmy house A/C♯any B/D♯more

 And I Asneak out the Bdoor while he’s C♯mwatching TB/D♯V

AHead down Bto the A/C♯cyborg B/D♯store

G♯m7I get some C♯new arms inG♯m7stalled at the C♯store

G♯m7Buy the C♯biggest G♯m7ones I C♯can

AHead back to Bmy house, Todd A/C♯answers the B/D♯door

AHe sees Bmore than A/C♯just a B/D♯man

 My Eright arm is a C♯msmasher like the Atrunk of a Btree

  and the Eleft one’s a C♯msaw A B

 I Ecut the couch in C♯mhalf and I Asmash the TBV

  with my Ebig smashy C♯mclawA B

 He’s C♯mstanding still and silent, I can’t G♯tell what he’s thinking

 He Eblinks a single glowing red F♯eye

 So I F♯mgive him a shove and then D7Todd starts to cry

ETodd the F♯mT100G♯m0 scC♯ares me

 But F♯mI think he F♯mknows I’ve got a F♯m7right to exBist

 And he Esits in my F♯mfavorite G♯mchair and C♯dares me

 But F♯mwhen he looks F♯mover I am F♯m7making a Bfist

 One Afinger Bat a Atime B A C♯ B D♯ E