Capo 3rd fret

Standard (EADGBE)

 The seniors threw a party down the end of Dutton Road

It was almost cold enough to snow

None of us could drive then so we had to get a ride

 In the back of someone's G-TO

She was in the keg line with a yellow plastic cup

It was like I'd never seen a girl before

Puffy leather jacket and a healthy head of hair

 With the hair she was six foot four

I recognized.. her face.. right away

Chorus

 She was the town crotch

 She was good to go anytime

 She was the town crotch

 But I loved her like she was mine

 There's a lot of things I don't remember now

 But I remember the town crotch

 I remember the town crotch

 I had a pint of So Co in the pocket of my coat

You can hardly taste the alcohol

Watched her from a distance but I never said a word

 I was young and I felt so small

I was no one then, who was I?

[repeat chorus]

We stood around and drank a lot and leaned against the cars

Tried to beat the Winter, made it just under the wire

We got drunk and loud under a thousand million stars

Someone played Steve Miller, someone set some stuff on fire

 The cops came by to bust us so we left the beer and ran

 My head hurt and I couldn't find my ride

 She pulled up in a Gremlin and she rolled the window down

 She said "Hey kid, get inside".

Then she asked my name and drove me home

 She was the town crotch

 She was good to go anytime

 She was the town crotch

 But I loved her like she was mine

 There's a lot of things I don't remember now

 But I remember the town crotch

 I remember the town crotch

 I remember the town crotch