Standard (EADGBE)
Verse
Heya Tom, its Bob.. from the office down the hall
Good to see you buddy, howve you been?
Things have been OK for me except that Im a zombie now
I really wish youd let us in
I think I speak for all of us when I say I understand
Why you folks might hesitate to submit to our demand
But heres an FYI: youre all gonna die.. screaming
Chorus
All we want to do is eat your brains
(F/ )
Were not unreasonable, I mean, no-ones gonna eat your eyes
All we want to do is eat your brains
(F/ )
Were at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise:
If you open up the doors
Well all come inside and eat your brains
[verse, chords as above]
I dont want to nitpick, Tom, but is this really your plan?
To spend your whole life locked inside a mall?
Maybe thats OK for now but someday youll be out of food and guns
And then youll have to make the call
Im not surprised to see you havent thought it through enough
You never had the head for all that bigger picture stuff
But Tom, thats what I do, and I plan on eating you.. slowly
[repeat Chorus, but with a slightly different ending]
Well all come inside and eat your brains
Id like to help you Tom, in any way I can
I sure appreciate the way youre working with me
Im not a monster Tom, well, technically I am
I guess I am
[verse, chords as above]
Ive got another meeting Tom, maybe we could wrap it up
I know well get to common ground somehow
Meanwhile Ill report back to my colleagues who were chewing on the doors
I guess well table this for now
Im glad to see you take constructive criticism well
Thank you for your time I know were all busy as hell
And well put this thing to bed
When I bash your head.. open
[repeat first chorus]