Standard (EADGBE)
Chances are your pants are not as fancy as the pair
Of very fancy pants that Mr. Fancy Pants will wear
When everybodys marching in the fancy pants parade
Hes gonna pass the test
Hes gonna be the best
The best in terms of pants
You look in every catalog you shop at every store
Cause even though you have a hundred pants you want some more
When suddenly you see the greatest pants youve ever seen
And even though you know
Its gonna cost a lot of dough
You have to have the worlds best pants
Say a little prayer for Mr. Fancy Pants
The whole world knows
Its only clothes
And deep inside
Hes sad
They make the big announcement and the trophy goes to you
You thought you had some fancy pants and now you know its true
You look at Mr. Fancy Pants and hold the trophy high
Everybody cheers
While hes blinking back the tears
He doesnt even have the best pants
Say a little prayer for Mr. Fancy Pants
Its all he had
But dont feel bad
Hed do the same
To you