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Chances are your pants are not as fancy as the pair

 Of very fancy pants that Mr. Fancy Pants will wear

 When everybody’s marching in the fancy pants parade

 He’s gonna pass the test

 He’s gonna be the best

 The best in terms of pants

You look in every catalog you shop at every store

 Cause even though you have a hundred pants you want some more

 When suddenly you see the greatest pants you’ve ever seen

 And even though you know

 It’s gonna cost a lot of dough

 You have to have the world’s best pants

Say a little prayer for Mr. Fancy Pants

 The whole world knows

 It’s only clothes

 And deep inside

 He’s sad

 They make the big announcement and the trophy goes to you

 You thought you had some fancy pants and now you know it’s true

 You look at Mr. Fancy Pants and hold the trophy high

Everybody cheers

 While he’s blinking back the tears

 He doesn’t even have the best pants

Say a little prayer for Mr. Fancy Pants

 It’s all he had

 But don’t feel bad

 He’d do the same

 To you