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I guess because my name is Bozo

 I was destined to be a clown

 But when I joined the traveling circus

 I didn't think that it would bring me down

Make me angry like a sniper in a tower

 And every Saturday

I take off my nose and say never more

Pie in my face

 (Pie in my face)

 Five days a workweek

 It's in my face

 Pie in my face

mute

It sucks to be a clown

I should have been a lion tamer

 Those guys get all the girls

 In a cage in satin tights

 In a mane of golden curls

Everybody loves the guy who lives in danger

 But in the center ring

I'm safe from everything except for

Pie in my face

 (Pie in my face)

 Five days a workweek

 It's in my face

 Pie in my face

mute

It sucks to be a clown

 The other night I dreamed of Arthur

 Ex-human-cannonball

 In the dream he asked the question

 Do I fly or do I fall?

What's the difference

 Either way he's still a dead man

 And he's finally free

No longer has to be up on stage

Pie in my face

 (Pie in my face)

 Five days a workweek

 It's in my face

 Pie in my face

mute

It sucks to be a clown

 Yeah it sucks to be a clown

 Should have never been a clown

 Cause it sucks to be a clown