Too Fast Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

Bm A Bm A

Verse 1

BmI can run a Ahundred miles

 withBmout stoppin' for rAest

BmI can stay under wAater for

 five mBminutes on a single brAeath

Bridge

GWhen I focus my mind I

Aalways reach my goal

G But there's one thing

 I cannot contArol...

Chorus

 I come too fDast! D7M

D7 G

 I come too fa-A-A-ast!

 A cAouple strokes and my

 eG5rection is a

A thing of the pDast

 I come too fDast! D7M

D7 G

 I come too fa-A-A-ast!

 SomAetimes it's even

 gG5ame over

Abefore I take oDff my pants

Verse 2

BmI've read all the Aarticles

 and BmI've tried every tArick

BmThinking of Sports or Anaked

 Cathy BmBates in About SchmidAt

Bridge

GIf the girl's on top sometimes I'll

Alast a minute or two

G But if we doggie-style

 oh man I'm scAhrewed!

Chorus

 I come too fDast! D7M

D7 G

 I come too fa-A-A-ast!

 I cAarry a spare pare of

 uG5nderwear in case a

A girl sits on myD lap

 I come too fDast! D7M

D7 G

 I come too fa-A-A-ast!

 I sAwear I'll even shoot

 mG5y load... if a

A fly lands on myD shaft.

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