Radio Friendly Song Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

C G C

Verse1

 It sCtarts off like a thousand otGher songs that you’ve hAmeard befFore.

 Except in thCis one they do a little Gdo, do-do-do, Amdoo dGo do dFooooo.

 So yCou try to change the staGtion but it’s pAmlaying on every oFne.

 A bunch of sChitty ass chords and lyrGics recorded by a Amf*ckiGng morFon.

 You aGssume that the general public is not that sFtupid.

 You’re Gpositive that nobody will want to listen to tFhis.

 But you are wroGng

Chorus

 They want another stuCpid mother-f*Gcking,

 lAmame c*ck-sFucking, coCokie-cutter,

 rGadio frFiendly soGng.

 And eveCryone sings aGlong in their cAmars and at the maFll.

 And at the offCice they all loveG the new raFdio frienGdly song.

CUnoriginalG melody.C

Verse2

(the same chords as the first verse)

Why did John Lennon have to be the one to get shot?

Something’s wrong.

While these douchbags are all still alive singing these ass-lickin’ songs.

All these f*cking unoriginal p*ssies that don’t have anything to say.

I’m not homophobic, but this song is sooo f*cking gay.

 You can Gbarely retain the vomit that’s rising in yoFur throat.

 And you aGssume that everyone will think that this song’s tFerrible.

 But you are wrGong…

Chorus

 They want another stuCpid mother-f*Gcking,

 lAmame c*ck-sFucking, coCokie-cutter,

 rGadio frFiendly soGng.

 And eveCryone sings aGlong in their cAmars and at the maFll.

 And at the offCice they all loveG the new raFdio frienGdly song.

Outro

Ampiece of sh*Gt oh what a suFcky ass piece of shG*t.

AmI’d rather shoot myself in the fGace than lisFten to thiGs

 corporate b*Gtch singing a stuCpid mother-f*Gcking,

 lAmame c*ck-sFucking, coCokie-cutter,

 rGadio frAmiendly pFiece of shC*t.

God, I hate this sh*t.

That's it!