In Different Ways Chords

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A A7

AI can see it in your eyes girl

 That you're C♯min the mood for love

 So I F♯mlight some candles, pour some wine

 CDome sit down on theE rug

ABut there's something I must tell you, babe

C♯mBefore we take this step

F♯mSomething about me girl

 ThaDt you do not knowE yet

AI have no penis A7

It was torn off

 In a bicycleD accident

 In nineteen ninetAy nine

 I also lost oneE testicle

 So all I have is a weird Duni-ball

 And a rubber tube, between Amy legs

EBut babe, I can love you in differeAnt ways

A A7

 IA'll make love to you with the rubber tube

 That I C♯muse for urinating

 I'll jusF♯mt tape to Popsicle sticks around it

DMake it easier for penetrEating

AAnd having only one ball

 Isn't C♯malways a bad thing

 It's like aF♯m pool ball in a pillow case

 It's like a Dcherry on a sundEae

'Cause girl

 I have no Apenis

 I have A7no cock

 If it looks like ID have a ball

 Just 'cause I stuff it with aA sock

 Girl, I know that yEou're afraid

 But I promise, baby, ifD you stay

 That I'll put a cucumber in theA microwave

 And Ebabe, I will love you in different...

A.A.A.D DwAaAyAsD D

AJust because I don't have cock

DIt doesn't mean I Acan't rock

AJust because I don't have cock

AIt doesn't mean I can't Drock

DO-o-oh yeahA

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