Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

When you see some mud up..on the ground..

you lay down so she don`t have to walk around.

 You think that will protect her from the rain..

But you`ll never, ever, stop the pain.

Chorus

She walks all over you, she knows she can..

You`re the carpet man......you`re the carpet man.

You take such care to keep that girl`s feet clean..

like she`s some ki..nd of figurine.

The world`s so far below her it`s not her scene..

she depends on you to stand between.

Chorus

She walks all over you, she knows she can..

You`re the carpet man......you`re the carpet man.

Bridge

I would think you`d get tired of hurting, every now and then.

It`s lonely down there, that`s for certain, and carpets do get thin.

And that`s when they have to be thrown a..way.

That`s what she`ll say to herself, some sunny day.

And she`ll say, 'Come to my wedding,' and of course you do.

And the Groom and her will have a dance on you.

Chorus

And they'll Waltz all over you, they know they can..

You`re the carpet man.......you`re the carpet man.

Outro

You`re the carpet man......you`re the carpet man. (x3)(Fade.)

A sixties smash from Kraziekhat.