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 There once was a musical troupe

 A pickin' singin' folk group

 They sang the mountain ballads

 And the folk songs of our land

 They were long on musical ability

 Folks thought they would go far

 But political incompatibility

led to their downfall

 Well, the one on the right was on the left

 And the one in the middle was on the right

 And the one on the left was in the middle

 And the guy in the rear was a Methodist

and so on...

Tough wasn't it? No, I just wanted to be part of the johnny cash crowd...