Leave That Junk Alone Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

Chorus

FLeave that junk alone

FLeave that junk alone

A♯Leave that junk alone

 And drinkC cool H2FO

Verse 1

 Well, Fme and a couple of good ol' boys

 Took aF taxi ride downtown

 Were A♯checking out a honkytonks

 Waiting for the Cman to come arouFnd

FLined up ten tequilas

 Lined up a Ftwenty chase of beer

 Put the A♯(glata???) on the barmaid

 Said, "Don't you Cever come back in Fhere!"

Chorus

Johnny said,

 Drink Fwater, Lord, that liquor is hot, drink Fwater

Please Johnny, just a one more shot

 Drink A♯water, Lord, that liquor is hot, drink Cwater

 Somebody took the Fbottle top off

Verse 2

 We wouldF shoot a bitch our stares

 Acutely awFare of the state we was in

 Met a A♯nun called Mary in a strip joint

 Said she'd Cguide us through the city of Fsin

 Bought a Fthousand Marlboro Reds

 We got aF quart of Bombay gin

A♯Looking for salvation in some Cout-of-town Comfort FInn

 Then FJohnny busted down the door

 King James FBible in his hand

A♯Eyes burning with a rapture

 He'd seen the Cangels in the Promised FLand

 Well, I could Fhear that train a-comin', Lord

 My Fmind was going 'round the bend

 The A♯good ol' boys put the bottle top on the floor

 They'd Cnever touch a drop agFain

Bridge

Johnny said,

 Your Feyes are baggy and a bloodshot red

 It's been a Fweek or two since you've been in bed

 You better A♯pay attention now to what I said

 You better Cleave that junk alFone and drink water

 You Fcome home feeling for the knob on the door

 You better Fpick up your feet, you're gonna fall on the floor

 I A♯keep on telling you, I'll tell you some more

 You better Cleave that junk alFone and drink water

 Now FI'll forgive you for your running around

 If Fyou just promise that you'll come unwound

 I'll A♯buy you anything you want in town

 If you'll Cleave that junk alFone

Chorus

FLeave that junk alone (and drink water)

FLeave that junk alone

A♯Leave that junk alone (and drink water)

 And drinkC cool H2FO

FLeave that junk alone (and drink water)

FLeave that junk alone

A♯Leave that junk alone (and drink water)

 And drinkC cool CH... 2FO