Standard (EADGBE)
A long, long time ago,
I can still remember
when I got my very first blow job
How my little pecker quivered
With every tongue lap she delivered
And when she licked my ball sack
I couldn't hold my wad back
I tried to stick it up her butt
but I split her ass and ripped her gut
I knew I had to find a slut
The day my puppy died
And I was singin'....
Chorus
why, why, did my dog have to die
That retriever had a beaver that would never go dry
she'd get my pipe and slippers & she'd unzip my fly
Why did my dog have to die.
Everybody...
why, why, did his dog have to die
That retriever had a beaver that would never go dry
she'd get his pipe and slippers then she'd unzip his fly
Why did his dog have to die.