The End Of The Month Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

CYou can tell by the smell that she isn't feeling well

 As the Gend of the month rolls Caround

CYou can guess there's a mess there underneath her dress

 As the Gend of the month rolls Caround

Chorus

 So it's CHa Ha HGey, WChat-chu got toF say

 SChout out your Gorders loud and clear ...

 we got Csuper, regular, Glarge. We've got Crags to fit a Fbarge

 As the Cend of theG month rollsC around

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Outro

CBut it's great.C F when your favorite dateF C

 calls you up and says, C"honey, my period ain't Flate"

 Yeah, thCe end of, the end of the moGnth... rolls aEroD♯undD C♯ C F C

[Extra versus]

She get's stiff when they sniff, but the dogs think it's terr-RIFF

As the end of the month rolls around

You can tell by the stink that she isn't in the pink

As the end of the month rolls around

You can bet it ain't sweat when her underwear is wet

As the end of the month rolls around

You can tell that it itches by the way she always bitches

As the end of the month rolls around

You can tell by her pout that her eggs are falling out

As the end of the month rolls around

You can tell by her walk that you will get it... NOT!

As the end of the month rolls around

You can tell by the stain that she's in a lot of pain

As the end of the month rolls around

You can tell by her stance that she's got cotton in her pants

As the end of the month rolls around

You can tell by her pain that you'll be beating off again

As the end of the month rolls around

You can tell by the string that she's got something up her thing

As the end of the month rolls around

You can tell by the flood that she's losing lots of blood

As the end of the month rolls around

When she's on the rag, you can only cry and beg

As the end of the month rolls around

You can tell by the stench that she's a bloody wench

As the end of the month rolls around

You can tell by her pout that her eggs are failing out

As the end of the month rolls around

You can tell by her walk that you'll sit around and talk

As the end of the month rolls around

You can tell by the blotch that she's got a leaky crotch

As the end of the month rolls around

You can tell by her eyes that there is blood between her thighs

As the end of the month rolls around

You can tell by the blotch that she's got a leaky crotch

As the end of the month rolls around

If she won't let you pump you can do it in her rump

As the end of the month rolls around

If your sex life is a loss and your cock is growing moss

As the end of the month rolls around

If you give her enough beer you can do her in the rear

As the end of the month rolls around

If you get near her with your cock she'll tell you to take a walk

As the end of the month rolls around