Skeeter On My Peter Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

EThere's F♯a sAkeeter on my peF♯ter

Ewhack F♯it oAff

AThere's Ba C♯skeeter on my EpeC♯ter

Bwhack Ait Boff

EThere's Da dC♯ozen on my Bcousin

AI F♯can Ehear the bastard EbuC♯zzin'

EThere's F♯a sAkeeter on my C♯petBer

Ewhack F♯it Aoff

[Same chords]

I was playing with my

one-eyed trouser worm

When I shot a wad

it blew up in the air

I should have aimed it better

it hit my Irish Setter

while my mom was combing out his hair

(chorus)

She was drivin' down the road

doing a-hundred and ninety nine

and the chain on her motorcycle broke

Well they found her in the grass

with the muffler up her ass

and her titties playing "Dixie"

on the spokes

(chorus)

F♯Whack Git Aoff