My Dick Is Small Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

D E

EOh F♯my dGick F♯is Esmall

Eand F♯I've GonlAy gF♯ot Gone Eball

GAnd Athe Bgirls all say it's teeny

F♯but iGt's Astill my favorite weenie

EOh F♯my Gdick F♯is Esmall

Eand F♯I've GonlAy F♯got Gone Eball

DUhh Eumm DUhh Eumm

(repeat same chords)

Oh he's got a tiny pole

and on top it got no hole

And everywhere he goes

all the jizz comes out his nose

Oh the dick is small

and it's only got a core

Uhh umm Uhh umm

Oh her titties sag

and she's always on the rag

And her beaver is so hairy

she'll never lose her cherry

Cause her tits are small

and she's got no box at all

Uhh umm Uhh umm