Standard (EADGBE)

I come home from work this evening

 There was a note in the frying pan

 It said fix your own supper babe

 I run off with the Fuller brush man

Chorus

 And I miss the way she used to yell at me

 The way she used to cuss and moan

 And if I ever go out and get married again

 I'll never leave my wife at home

Sat down at the table

Screamed, and I hollered and cried

 And I commenced a carryin' on

 Till I almost lost my mind

(Repeat Chorus)

 If I ever see another salesman

 Come a knockin' at my door

 I'm gonna pick up a rock and hit him on the head

 And knock him down on the floor

(Repeat Chorus)