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Last night I saw an accident

 on the corner of Third and Green

two cars collided and I got excited

 just being part of that scene

It was Mrs. Tom Walker and her beautiful daughter

 Pamela, was driving the car

 they got hit by a man in a lite blue sedan

 who had obviously been to a bar.

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They don't know how lucky they are

they could have run into that tree

 got struck by a bolt of lightning

 and raped by a minority.

It was a four way stop dilemma

 we all arrived the same time

 I yielded to the man to the right of me

 and he yielded it right back to mine

well the yield went around and around and around

 till Pamela finally tried

 just then the man in the light blue sedan

 hit Pamela's passenger side.

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Pamela hit her head on the mirror

 Mrs Walker got a bump on the knee

the man hit himself in the face and said

Why does this happen to me?

the neighbors came out

and they gathered about

saying Hey! who hit who anyway?

 and the police arrived at a quarter to five

 and pronounced all the victims Okay

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