Standard (EADGBE)

 She was a level headed dancer on the road to alcohol

 And I was just a soldier on my way to Montreal

 Well she pressed her chest against me

 About the time the juke box broke

 Yeah, she gave me a peck on the back of the neck

 And these are the words she spoke

Chorus

 Blow up your T.V. throw away your paper

 Go to the country, build you a home

 Plant a little garden, eat a lot of peaches

 Try an find Jesus on your own

 Well, I sat there at the table and I acted real naive

 For I knew that topless lady had something up her sleeve

 Well, she danced around the bar room and she did the hoochy-coo

 Yeah she sang her song all night long, tellin me what to do

(Repeat chorus)

 Well, I was young and hungry and about to leave that place

 When just as I was leavin, well she looked me in the face

 I said You must know the answer, She said No but I'll give it a try

 And to this very day we've been livin our way

 And here is the reason why

 We blew up our T.V. threw away our paper

 Went to the country, built us a home

 Had a lot of children, fed 'em on peaches

 They all found Jesus on their own