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Standard (EADGBE)

Forty-five minutes Fifty-five cents

Sixty-five agents sitting on a fence

Singing, hey brother

Look what we got for you

We're gonna rope off an area And put on a show

From the Canadian border Down to Mexico

It might be the most Potentially gross

Thing that we could possibly do

Yeah, little buddy gonna get your chance

Make them pubescents all wet their pants

 We'll record it live And that's no jive.

Hold it! Stop it! No! No! No! No!

Bang! went the pistol. Crash! went the window.

Ouch! went the son of a gun. Onomatopoeia I don't wanna see ya

 Speaking in a foreign tongue.

Knock! Knock! Hello! Can I come in?

Gee, that was a wonderful show!

Oh, you haven't gone on yet?

Well, how was I supposed to know?

(Repeat Chorus)