Leave The Lights On Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

EIt's like sitting in the kitchen

When the music's really bitchin'

Your nose it starts to itchin'

As you count your old age pension

 DAid I forget to mention

The ride that I was hitchin'

 To the alEuminum convention

I had such good intentions

 KeB7ep you cotton pickin' fingers off my song poem

 And leEave the lights on till you baby gets home.

 LeEave the lights on till you baby gets home.

Leave the lights on till you baby gets home.

 DoAn't forget your toothbrush

Your hairbrush and your comb

 LEeave the lights on till you baby gets home.

 Got a bB7ig ol' dog

A chrome crowbar

 I kEeep that mother humper in the back seat of my car

E A E B7 A E

EMe and Billy Shakespeare

Stepped out to get a root beer

We sat together so near

People thought we were queer

 PunActuated by the big scare

We joined the Air Force right there

 To dEefend our country first class

Who couldn't give a rat's ass

 DoB7n't you tell me that the White House is my home

 LeEave the lights on till you baby gets home.

 LeEave the lights on till you baby gets home.

Leave the lights on till you baby gets home.

 DoAn't forget your toothbrush

Your hairbrush and your comb

Leave the lights on till you baby gets home.

 Got a bB7ig ol' dog

A big iron bar

 I kEeep that mother humper in the back seat of my car

EIt's like kissing Greta Garbo

With a mouth full of marbles

A

 Like trEying to cash a paycheck

 In the middle of a train wreck B7

 LeEave the lights on

Leave the lights on

ELike trying to get aroundo

 In a car made of bondo A

 Like spEeaking German lingo

 To a dog named DingoB7 - Plotz!!

ELeave the lights on

Leave the lights on

ELike a french-fried quesadilla

In a franchised pizzeria

A

ELeave the lights on

Leave the lights on

B7A big iron bar

 I kEeep that mother humper in the back seat of my car