Standard (EADGBE)

She don't like her eggs all runny, She thinks crossin' her legs is funny

She looks down her nose at money, She gets it on like the Easter Bunny,

She's my baby, I'm her honey, I ain't never gonna let her go.

He ain't got laid in a month of sundays,

caught him once he was sniffing my undies

He ain't too sharp but he gets things done, drinks his beer like its oxygen

He's my baby, and I'm his honey, Never gonna let him Go

Chorus

In spite of ourselves, we'll end up sittin' on a rainbow

 Against all odds, Honey we're the big door prize, we’re gonna spite, our

 noses right off of our faces, There won't be nothing but big old hearts

 dancing in our eyes.

Instrumental break

Rest of the song continues as normal:

She thinks all my jokes are corny, Convict movies make her horny,

She likes ketchup on her scrambled eggs, swears like a sailor when she

shaves her legs.

She takes a lickin', and keeps on tickin', Never gonna let her go

He's got more balls than a big brass monkey,

He's a whacked out weirdo and a lovebug junkie

Sly as a fox, Crazy as a loon, Payday comes and he's a-howling at the moon,

He's my baby, I don't mean maybe, Never gonna let him go

Chorus x 2 and fade out.