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Intro

You can't live together

 You can't live alone

Considering the weather

 Oh my, how you've grown

From the men in the factories

 To the wild kangaroo

 Like those birds of a feather

They're gathering together

 And feeling exactly like you

Chorus

 They got mesmerized by lullabies

 And limbo danced in pairs

 Please lock that door

It don't make much sense

That common sense

 Don't make no sense no more

Just between you and me

 It's like pulling

 When you ought to be shovin,

Like a nun with her head in the oven

Please don't tell me

 That this really wasn't nothing

(Repeat Intro)

One of these days

 One of these nights

You'll take off your hat

And they'll read you

 Your rights

You'll wanna get high

 Every time you feel low

Hey, Queen Isabella

Stay away from that fella

He'll just get you

 Into trouble, you know?

But they came here by boat

 And they came here by plane

They blistered their hands

 And they burned out their brain

All dreaming a dream

 That'll never come true

 Hey, don't give me no trouble

Or I'll call up my double

We'll play piggy-in-the-middle

 With you

(Repeat Chorus)