Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

I wanna sing you a song about Vegas town and poor old Howard Hughes

Locked up there in his hotel suite trying to find his shoes

 Well he’s got so much to lose

Old Howard Hughes and all his blues

His Nurses and his chauffeurs they stand around and sigh

Watch the door and wait on him whatever’s on his mind

 And that’s a hell of a lot to do…

To guard old Howard Hughes and all his blues

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And if he didn’t have a nickel

If he didn’t have a dime

He could do whatever he damn well please

He could do it all the time

But success is just a mess of overdue news (?) …

For old Howard Hughes and all his blues

He’s always in the papers he’s always on the news

But no one knows whose Hughes are Who (?) Or even what’s the truth

or who is getting screwed…

 and it’s them and you know who and all his blues

Way down yonder on the Vegas strip where the regular people pass

I heard some say he’s not too well

I heard he’s sinking fast

But those are unofficial sources to the news…

About poor old Howard Hughes and all his blues

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And if he didn’t have a nickel

If he didn’t have a dime

He could do whatever he damn well please

He could do it all the time

But success is just a mess of overdue news (?) …

For old Howard Hughes and all his blues

Now a bunch folks are writtin’ books about him

And some of them are awful long

I didn’t really have that much time so I thought I’d just write this song

Gotta get me in a few licks too…

About old Howard Hughes and all his blues

Chorus

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And if he didn’t have a nickel

If he didn’t have a dime

He could do whatever he damn well please

He could do it all the time

But success is just a mess of overdue news (?) …

For old Howard Hughes and all his blues