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 I wish that I could get up in the early morning time,

 And things would fall out of the sky into my lap,

 I wish I had the brain of a Tyrannosaurus Rex,

 So that I wouldn't have to deal with all this crap.

 I wish that I'd been born with skin that turned to golden brown,

 While at the beach relaxing in the summer time,

 I wish that I was good at football, baseball and lacrosse,

 Darts and basketball, and poker, golf and chess.

I'm sorry that they didn't hand it to me,

  On a silver platter, like they did to you.

I'm sorry that I wasn't able to become,

  The man you think I should aspire to.

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 I wish I had the genes of Edwardo Verastegui,

 That I was effortlessly masculine as well,

 I wish that confidence was all you could see in my eyes,

 Like those interviews in locker rooms with talented sports guys.

 I wish I had no self-awareness like the guys I know,

 Who float right through their lives without a thought.

 Or that I didn't give a shit what anybody thought of me,

 That I was so relaxed you'd think that I was bored.

I'm sorry that they didn't hand it to me,

  On a silver platter, like they did to you.

I'm sorry that I wasn't able to become,

  The man you think I should aspire to.

Instrumental

[Repeat chords from chorus]

I'm sorry that they didn't hand it to me,

  On a silver platter, like they did to you.

I'm sorry that I wasn't able to become,

  The man you think I should aspire to.

I'm sorry that they didn't hand it to me,

  On a silver platter, like they did to you.

I'm sorry that I wasn't able to become,

  The man you think I should aspire to.

I'm sorry that they didn't hand it to me,

  On a silver platter, like they did to you.

I'm sorry that I wasn't able to become,

  The man you think I should aspire to.

I'm sorry that they didn't hand it to me,

  On a silver platter, like they did to you.

Was that my other one?