The Man Who Couldnt Afford To Orgy Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

A♯Pity the poor Fman, A♯pity the Fsad man

A♯Pity the Fgreen man, who couldn't A♯afford to Forgy

A♯Pity the Fpoliceman, A♯pity the Fsnowman

A♯Pity the Fwoman, who couldn't A♯afford to Forgy G C G C A D A D

Good for the postman, good for the con man

Good for the milkman, they can afford to orgy

Good for the butcher, good for the astronaut

Good for the curate, they can afford to orgy

If it's a problem, getting together

Leave it alone, it's the easiest way

Great while it lasts, but it don't last forever

Nothing like living real dangerously

Sorry to hear it, sorry to see it

Sorry to mention they couldn't afford to orgy

Seems such a bother, one thing or another

Tempting and teasing, just want an orgy