Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

Won't you help me please, I'm growing old

 A million years ago

 Won't you help me sneeze, I've caught a cold

 Another way to go

Just hold on tightly, this shows on my breed

 They speak so very slow, it gets so hard to follow

Ah ah ah ah, ah ah ah ah ah

Slowly in the mist of captive eyes

To carry you from home

Hansom cab again from dawn till dusk,

My power amphibious bride

I'll just leave you here like this, I'm sure you won't be missed

Before this night is done these words won't seem so wrong.

Ah ah ah ah, ah ah ah ah ah

Instrumental verse

Oh it can't be that bad Back up in Trinidad

Come down and see me soon when you get back from the moon.

Ah ah ah ah, ah ah ah ah ah