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You're having tea with Graham Greene in a colored costume of your choice

 And you'll be held in high esteem if you're seen in between

Stiffly holding umbrellas catching the fellows making the toast

 To the civil servant Carruthers making the others worser than most

You're making small talk now with the Queen and the elegant ladies in waiting

You're very nervous they can all tell pretty well they can tell

So save yourselves for the hounds of hell they can have you all to themselves

Since the fashion now is to give away all the things you love so well

Welcome back to Chipping and Sodbury, you can have another chance

It must all seem like second nature chopping down the people where they stand

According to the latest score Mr. Enoch Powell is a falling star

So in future please bear in mind don't see clear don't see far

When the average social director mistook a passenger for the conductor

So shocking see the old Church of E looking down on you and me

Welcome Back...