Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

Strum each string of the G chord individually.

Verse

 Oh sinner, do no stray

 From the straight and narrow way

 For the Lord is surely watching what you do

 If you approach the Devil's den

 Turn 'round, don't enter in

 Lest the hand of The Almighty fall on you

Chorus

He'll fuck you up (He'll fuck you up)

 Yes, God will fuck you up

 If you dare to disobey His stern command

 He'll fuck you up (He'll fuck you up)

 Don't you know He'll fuck you up

 So you better do some prayin' while you can

Verse

Long ago a man named Lot

 Had a wife he thought was hot

 But she could not stop her black and sinful ways

 You know it was her own damn fault

 When God turned that bitch to salt

 That's the way He used to work back in those days

Chorus

 He fucked 'em up (He'll fuck you up)

 He really fucked'em up

 When the people went and turned their backs on Him

 He can fuck you up (He'll fuck you up)

 No shit He'll fuck you up

 Just like He fucked the people up back then

Verse

 I used to have a friend named Ray

 Who walked that evil way

 He cursed and drank and broke his neighbor's fence

 You know Ray was full aware

 That some sheep were over there

 And he knew them in the biblical sense

Chorus

 God fucked him up (He fucked him up)

 He went and fucked Ray up

 Went and paid him back for all his wicked sins

 He fucked him up (He fucked him up)

 Fucked that boy completely up

 Now he's married to a Presbeterian