Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

 I see trees of green / Red roses, too / I see them bloom / For me and you

 And I say to myself / ?What wonderful world?

I see skies of blue / And clouds of white / Bright, sunny days / Dark sacred nights

And I think to myself / ?What a wonderful world?

 The colors of the rainbow are so pretty in the skies

 Are also on the faces of people walking by

 I see friends shaking hands saying / ?How do you do??

 They're really saying, ?I love you?

 I see babies cry / I watch them grow / They'll learn much more / Than I'll ever know

 And I think to myself / ?What a wonderful world?

 Yes, I think to myself / ?What a wonderful world?

 And I say to myself / ?What a wonderful world?

STOP THINKING ABOUT IT

Track 02

 Stop thinking about it / Stop thinking about it / Stop thinking about it / Stop thinking about it

Dwelling is driving me crazy

 Obsessing don?t you know where that?s at

 Yeah, you don?t know what you want, but you wa-a-a-ant it

Chorus

This world is driving you crazy

And baby, don?t you know where that?s at

Yeah, you don?t know what you want, but you wa-a-a-ant it

Solo over chorus

Ah, ah

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

You don?t know what you wa-a-a-ant it

Chorus

Aww, nothing lasts forever

And nothing stays the same

Feeling numb all over

And totally deranged

When you finally make your mind up

I?ll be buried in my grave

 Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, alright

Instrumental

Ah, ah

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

You don?t know what you want (You want)

 You don?t know what you need (You need)

 You don?t know what you want, but you wa-a-a-ant it

MR. PUNCHY

Track 03

Intro/Chorus

La la la la la la la la la la la la / Ooh, ooh, ooh-hoo, ooh-ooh, ooh

Chorus

I'm Mr. Punchy / I'm Mr. Punchy / I'm Mr. Punchy / I'm Mr. Punchy

La la la la la la la la la la la la / Ooh, ooh, ooh-hoo, ooh-ooh, ooh

I'm Mr. Punchy / I'm Mr. Punchy / I'm Mr. Punchy / I'm Mr. Punchy

La la la la la la la la la la la la / Ooh, ooh, ooh-hoo, ooh-ooh, ooh

Chorus chords

Verse

Can ?La, la?Ooh, ooh? be considered a verse ?) Chords

Chorus

He must be screwed up (What did he do?)

He must be screwed up (What did he say?

He must be screwed up (Is he on glue?)

He must be screwed up (Hey, hey, hey!)

La la la la la la la la

Everybody's screwed up in their own special way

I'm Mr. Punchy / I'm Mr. Punchy / I'm Mr. Punchy / I'm Mr. Punchy

La la la la la la la la la la la la / Ooh, ooh, ooh-hoo, ooh-ooh, ooh

La la la la la la la la la la la la / Ooh, ooh, ooh-hoo, ooh-ooh, ooh

La la la la la la la la la la la la / Ooh, ooh

Outro

MARIA BARTIROMO

Track 04

What's happening on Wall Street? / What's happening at the Stock Exchange?

I want to know

What's happening on Squawk Box? / What's happening with my stocks?

I want to know

I watch you on the TV every single day / Those eyes make everything okay

I watch her every day / I watch her every night

She's really out of sight

 Maria Bartiromo / Maria Bartiromo / Maria Bartiromo

Fill

What's happening with Yahoo? / What's happening with AOL?

I want to know

What's happening with Intel? / What's happening with Amazon?

I want to know

I watch you on the TV every single day / Those eyes make everything OK

I watch her every day / I watch her every night

She's really out of sight

 Maria Bartiromo / Maria Bartiromo / Maria Bartiromo / Maria Bartiromo

Maria Bartiromo

What's happening on Wall Street? / What's happening at the Stock Exchange?

I want to know

What's happening on Squawk Box? / What's happening with my stocks?

I want to know

I watch you at the big board every single day

While she's reporting you best stay out of her way

I watch her every day / I watch her every night / She's really out of sight

Maria Bartiromo / Maria Bartiromo / Maria Bartiromo

Outro

Play the Fill Twice

Fill:

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SPIRIT IN MY HOUSE

Track 05

Intro

 I?ve got a spirit in my house, and I know it ain?t no mouse

 I?ve got a spirit in my house, in my house, in my house, in my house

I got demons in my house and I know it ain't no mouse

I got demons in my house, in my house, in my house, in my house

Intro chords

 Spirit in my house / Spirit in my house

Intro chords

I got demons in my head and I should have stayed in bed

I got demons in my head, in my head, in my head, in my head

Chorus

Solo over the Intro Chords then the Verse Chords

Chorus

Solo over the Intro Chords Twice

VENTING

Track 06

World out of control on the evening news

We're all screwed up and psychologically bruised

Kids killing kids make society pay

Just blow up your school and have a nice day

Reality today is much stranger than fiction

A sick, fucking world with a violent affliction

It really, really bugs me, and it really, really bugs me

Live your life to the fullest and fuck everything

 It's a different world today

I just don't understand

It's a different world today

And I just don't understand

Oh yeah

Does anything ever really get accomplished?

Does anything ever really get done?

Politicians talking through their assholes

Makes you really wanna go and kill someone

Chorus

Break

Chorus

I just don?t understand

I just don?t understand

I just don?t understand

I just don?t understand

Verse chords

LIKE A DRUG I NEVER DID BEFORE

Track 07

My head gonna blow brains all over the floor

Pressure like I never felt it before

 Like a drug I never did before / It?s like a drug I?ve never done

 Like a drug I never did before

A little edgy, yeah, I like it that way

A bit more relaxed ? much better that way

Chorus This ain't fun, no

It?s like a drug (4 Times)

Chorus

Solo over Verse

Hanging in the lobby of the Chelsea hotel

On a wild, psychedelic night, pretty wild

Chorus

Demons swirling in an OCD pond

My body is vibrating, I?m gone, gone, gone

SEARCHING FOR SOMETHING

Track 08

Intro

 Susan moved up to Rochester

 She can't stand the crime anymore

She's clean and sober now and she just glows

Her mom lives there, there's an Ashram

Trees and open space

It suits her very well and, man, it shows

Yeah, we went on up to South Fallsburg for some spiritual comforting

And I felt like a million dollars / Something that money just can't bring

 Yeah, her eyes are filled with diamonds / And everybody knows her name

 Guru Mai, my my my my my baby

Everybody loves you, everybody loves you

Oh, oh, oh

Oh, oh, oh

Oh, oh

Yeah, we went on up to South Fallsburg for some spiritual comforting

And I felt like a million dollars / Something that money just can't bring

Yeah her eyes are mesmerizing / Everybody knows her name

Guru Mai, my my my my baby

Everybody needs you, everybody needs you

 Guru Mai went back to India, Susan waits for her return

 She got a good job in New York City and she lives in the Ashram

 Her eyes are filled with wonder / Well that's her main concern

 Found out she's going to India after all

Everybody needs you (everybody needs you)

Everybody needs you (everybody needs you)

Oh, oh, oh / Oh, oh, oh / Oh, oh

I GOT KNOCKED DOWN (BUT I?LL GET UP)

Track 09

Sittin? in a hospital bed / Sittin? in a hospital bed / Sittin? in a hospital bed / Sittin? in a hospital bed

I, I want life / I want my life / I want my life / I want my life

It really sucks / It really sucks

Sittin? in a hospital bed / Frustration goin? through my head / Turn off the TV set / Take some drugs so

I can forget

I, I want life / I want my life / I want my life / I want my life

I got knocked down, but I?ll get up / I got knocked down, but I?ll get up / I got knocked down / I got

down X 2

 I got knocked down, but I?ll get up / I got knocked down, but I?ll get up / I got knocked down / I got

down / I got knocked down / Woo-hoo

DON?T WORRY ABOUT ME

Track 11

 Don?t worry about me / Don?t worry about me / Oh-ho-ho / Don?t worry about me / Don?t worry about me /

/ Don?t worry about / Don?t worry about me

(Fill 1) (Fill 2) --- (Fill 3)

I want you, baby / But you always lie / Always complaining / Or contemplating suicide

I want you, baby / But you don?t even try / Always complaining / Said bye, baby, bye, bye, bye

(Fill 4) (Fill 5)

When I saw you I knew that I wanted you / But you?re the kinda girl that you just can?t get through to

(Fill 3)

Standing by the corner in a miniskirt / You?re the kinda girl that you just can?t forget F#

Now I?m sitting here sad and blue / Thinking back all the evening through / I?ve got to get / Away

(Fill 4) (Fill 2)

3)

I want you, baby / But you always lie / Always complaining / You make the tears fall from my eyes

I want you, baby / But you don?t even try / Always complaining / Said bye, baby, bye, bye, bye

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And there you have it. Each one of these is posted separately as well.

This was just a public service that I thought should be done. If you

liked these, please and go tab at least one song so that we'll all have

more to choose from. And I mean REAL music, please--NO LIFEHOUSE

OR DISTURBED OR THAT GROUP WHOSE NAME ESCAPES ME, BUT THEY JUST MAKE

REALLY LOUD, OBNOXIOUS MUSIC FOR NO REASON. THEY SING THAT SONG ABOUT

BODIES HITTING FLOORS. QUALITY-FUCKING-MUSIC-PLEASE! And NO FUCKING

NICKELBACK or PUDDLE OF MUDD, DAMNIT!

Thank you.